I like one liners
please send yours Via comments; puns are OK too
8/11/2005
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?
. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? (LOVE this one!!)
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
What if there were no hypothetical questions
5 are enough
